Filled Application form for setting up an industry
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Name of the Company: Industrees
Space required : Small piece of land; not more than an inch actually!
Manpower required : Very little
Machineries, Plants, Equipments: No need; they shall all come by :-)
Power / Water / Amenities : Negligible; we will get by :-)
Products: Too many to list! 'Compounding effect' pales in significance!
Emissions : You would love ours, tell ya!
Market access: Actually Market shall come knocking on us!
Cost of setting up : Negligible; even bird shit wld do!
Remarks: Please don't 'force close' before our first 'branch' takes root!
Just think about it; each tree is an industry! If it is an 'indus' tree (native specie), all the more significant!
By the way, most of the trees that go belly up during heavy winds / rains are actually non-native varieties / those grown in grow bags for a long period prior to planting. Non native trees have difficulties taking deeper roots. The ones grown in grow bags usually have coiled roots that too have similar difficulties. So, plant seeds and leave the rest to Nature!
Come on, become an "industreelist" this year; it costs you a pittance and yields plentiful right through your lifetime :-)
Come on, become an "industreelist" this year; it costs you a pittance and yields plentiful right through your lifetime :-)
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